Hi Truckies,

I don’t have much time, he said dramatically as if a catastrophic event was imminent and he knew he had mere moments to inform his people.

Haha, just kidding. It’s only an open beta for some shitty video game Mike and Dan have been working on for like two years while speaking derogatorily about in the third person to trivialize their own accomplishments because that way if everyone hates it they never said it was actually good except they probably did several times in previous posts. Shit.

Regardless, it’s coming, and it’s coming soon. We said Christmas was our deadline, and we’re still on track, but like I’m super busy right now and we shouldn’t even be having this monologue. That’s why I’m going to cut this short and get back to drawing trucks or mega run-on sentences or whatever weird task I have on my punch list. Also here’s a look inside our studio during the final sprint:

Almost There,

Danny & Mikey